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Artist: Larrikin Love
Canonical path: /larrikin-love/cucumber
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Cucumber
Read Cucumber lyrics by Larrikin Love on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Cucumber
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Oh Gosh,
If my skin was a cucmber
I would hide in the vegetable section
I would prance with carrots and butternut squash
I would retell old stories of broth
Oh I'd laugh if my fist
Was a steel spanner
I would wind up all the cars body parts
I would leak petrol out
Set fire to the road
Tickle the valves
Embarrass the clutch
I would laugh
LaLaLa LaLa...
So take all of these sordid dreams
Melt them down
Become a reality
Hold all your strongest dreams
Burn me down
Become a reality-y
I would laugh if my mind was an art kit
Tamper each . That goes with it
Take the red out the jack and put a cross on it
Top left corner
With it
LaLaLaLa...
So take hold of these sordid dreams
Melt me down
Become a reality
Hold your strongest dreams
Burn me down
Make them reality
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Larrikin Love performs "Cucumber", and this lyric page sits inside the Larrikin Love catalog on LyroVerse.
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