Cucumber

Oh Gosh,

If my skin was a cucmber

I would hide in the vegetable section

I would prance with carrots and butternut squash

I would retell old stories of broth

Oh I'd laugh if my fist

Was a steel spanner

I would wind up all the cars body parts

I would leak petrol out

Set fire to the road

Tickle the valves

Embarrass the clutch

I would laugh

LaLaLa LaLa...

So take all of these sordid dreams

Melt them down

Become a reality

Hold all your strongest dreams

Burn me down

Become a reality-y

I would laugh if my mind was an art kit

Tamper each . That goes with it

Take the red out the jack and put a cross on it

Top left corner

With it

LaLaLaLa...

So take hold of these sordid dreams

Melt me down

Become a reality

Hold your strongest dreams

Burn me down

Make them reality