Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Late Night Alumni
Canonical path: /late-night-alumni/what-if-i-say-please
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What If I Say Please
Read What If I Say Please lyrics by Late Night Alumni on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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What If I Say Please
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What a sensational display
So sentimentally arrayed
Such a theatrical gesture
These specialized effects they fester
So don't appeal to me parading like a pantomime I mean
It's unfeeling and I'm unwilling, let me be
What if I say please?
What if I say please?
Cry your premeditated tears
So tenderly, so insincere
Such feigned, calculated reasons
These warm smiles, they're freezing
So don't appeal me parading like a pantomime I mean
It's unfeeling and I'm unwilling, let me be
What if I say please?
What if I say please?
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Late Night Alumni performs "What If I Say Please", and this lyric page sits inside the Late Night Alumni catalog on LyroVerse.
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