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Artist: Latterman
Canonical path: /latterman/if-batman-was-real-he-would-have-beaten-the-crap-out-of-my-friends
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If Batman Was Real, He Would Have Beaten The Crap Out Of My Friends
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If Batman Was Real, He Would Have Beaten The Crap Out Of My Friends
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Fuzzy voice over the telephone
Hey, you know how much I miss you so
I've only got 3 more days to get out of this town
So I'm coming to see you soon
I never let those moments go
They're here with me as I stumble and fall
If I had my way I'd see you everyday
But we all have our things to do
This is what i have to give
A simple melody I hope you can remember
If I had my way we'd sing it everyday
If you think punk's dead you haven't met my friends
They're always at it again and again
If you think punk's dead you haven't met our friends
Let's make our homes in each others hearts
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