Designated Drunk

Yeah, I went to a party with my baby by my side.

Before the night was over

Well, we had a little fight.

Walkin' to the car, I said "Honey don't you think,

I'm gonna have to drive us home, You've had too much to drink?"

Get in the trunk, You're Designated Drunk

Get in the trunk, the Designated Drunk.

I said, if you get behind the wheel, we won't get very far.

'Cause the last time that this happened, well, you threw up in the car...

Now move that spare, and climb in there and don't you dare talk back!

Put your feet down by those safety flares, your head up by the jack.

Get in the trunk, You're Designated Drunk

Get in the trunk, the Designated Drunk.

(repeat)

Finally, got him where I wanted... He was banging from inside.

Cause, I hit a couple speed bumps to make sure he was alive!

Made a quick stop at the mini-mart on the way home.

How was I to know it was a tow-away zone?!

He's in the trunk, that designated drunk.

He's in the trunk, that designated drunk.

He's in the trunk, the designated drunk.