Let's Pretend We're Married

Front steps, it oughta end right here

Just one kiss then you'd disappear

But we're still kissin'

Momma's voice is ringing in my head

About a minute we'll end up in you bed

And that ain't Christain

The way we're acting tonight

They might talk in town

I don't look good in white

But let's not let that slow us down, oh

Let's pretend we're married

That way what we're doing won't seem wrong

Let's pretend we're married

All night long

Is it hot in here or is it just you

I'll take off your coat, you can kick off your shoes

Are ya thirsty?

My last inhibition's almost gone

My dress already smells like your cologne

Oh lord have mercy

No light pink ceremony

No plastic bride and groom

Let's skip the matrimony

And get right to the honeymoon, oh

Let's pretend we're married

That way what we're doing won't seem wrong

Let's pretend we're married

All night long

And if it don't work out

If we get off course

I'll just walk you out

And we don't have to get divorced

Let's pretend we're married

Maybe this could be out wedding song

Let's pretend we're married

All night long

All night long