Black Dynamite Theme

I want to tell you a story

About a friend I've had

He's a mean mothafucka and he's superbad

So grab onto your seats

And hang on tight

While I tell you a story about Black Dynamite

Wherever he walks he withers the grass

King Kong steps aside when his bad ass pass

So when you see him don't have shit to say

He beat the devil with a shovel three timesa day

He's doing what he do

He's feeling like he feel

He's killing who he want to

So you know this jack is real

Mamma always told me

There'd be days like this

Better watch them politicians

Trying to shrink y'all niggas' dicks

And she told me

There'd be a righteous one to come

That'll clean up the streets

And put Nixon on the run

He's a funky motha

This cat is out of sight

This nigga took out Nixon

So you know he's Dynamite

He's pillaging the street

He's killing who he meet

Flames ignite when he's in sight

He's Dynamite

He's the kind of brother that comes throughtown

Put his finger in the ground, turn the wholeworld around

And they be hauling you out, like a cheetahruns fast

If your mouth writes a check

That your ass can't cash

Use Kung Fu when he want to

Have sex when he please

When the world hurt the children

Brought the world to its kneesA mastermind plan

A cracker had to cook

They killed his brother Jimmy

So he killed them dirty crooks

And it's over

He had the last stand

No more sellout politicians'

Cause he stuck it to the man

Power that we're preaching

It's the children that he teaching

To do no wrong

To do all rightWe won the fight with Dynamite

He's pillaging the streets

He's killing who he meet

Flames ignite when he's in sight

He's Dynamite