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Artist: Lazy Bones
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The Manual
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The Manual
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The warmest welcome to everybody reading the manual, the manual gives you the basic information about the ingredients and the six step easy to follow guide.
Please pay attention to the useful advice and helpful tips, as we lead you through.
Ingredients:
You need: A small piece of thick paper as a mouthpiece. The most common is to use the top side from a hard box cigarette pack.
You need: Large sized rolling paper. One of the best brands on the market is Smoking because their rolling papers are very thin and are the perfect size.
You need: Tobacco. The finest tobacco is hand-rolling tobacco but a second possibility is to use the tobacco from a normal cigarette.
You need: Pot, grass, ganja, marijuana it has various names but they all refer to the following 3 main types:
Weed - Weed is the bud from hemp plants. The effect is usually uplifting and mellow.
Hash - Hash is the pressed pollens and resins of the marijuana plant. You will experience a more relaxed feeling and a stronger effect than with weed.
Skunk Skunk is the artificially grown hemp plant and is usually the strongest of the 3.
There are different ways to make a joint but we have produced this 6-step-easy-to-follow guide.
1. If you have hash you need to heat it up and crumble it. If its weed you need to remove the seeds first and then crumble it as well.
2. Roll the mouthpiece. Fold the end of the paper 3 times and then roll it into a cylindrical form.
3. Take the rolling paper and hold it with the gummed side on top away from you.
4. Now mix the weed, hash or skunk with the tobacco on the rolling paper. A good mix makes the joint burn nice and smooth. But be careful 1/2 a gram is enough to get 4 people stoned if youre beginners.
5. Begin rolling. Place the mouthpiece in one end of the rolling paper then start rolling from the middle going outwards. Let your thumbs do the walking and gently give support and pressure with your forefingers.
6. Wet the glue and seal the joint.
Now you have a joint. Its up to you what you want do with it
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