Motherfucker

Tuesday morning I got up and thought

well today will be the day that I check myself

I had my checklist ready, even skipped my cup of coffee

'cause I had to do all the above

see now point one telephone bill,

two I need insurance, three I need a job

point four I need to hurry up 'cause the clock doesn't run on sympathy

on the contrary man, he's like grinning at me.

So I opened up the bill and what do I see?

Three fat printed digits smiling at me,

hihi, oh my God now I'm all shook up

I'm on the phone asking them if they misplaced the dot,

not? ooh I gotta go now Miss

She's like: wait a minute mane, aren't you gonna pay for this, right

So she puts me on some monthly-pay-arrangements

Have a lovely day! Yeah, whatever

I got no job (it's a motherfucker)

No money (it's a motherfucker)

I got nothing (it's a motherfucker)

Well, we need to survive this life my brother

Having no hopes (it's a motherfucker)

Without dreams (it's a motherfucker)

So it seems (it's a motherfucker)

We need to take care of one another

Ooh, Leaf is rocking the show

I arrived at point two just before luch

right after the punch in my stomach, oef

forget about it, 'cause lately I've been walking the streets dodging traffic

this uninsured life is pretty hectic

What if a pick up truck mistakes me for a parking lot

the officer mistakes me for a thief and now my leg got shot

The hospital won't take me and I'm crying like a baby

this doesn't work well with the ladies

I got no job (it's a motherfucker)

No money (it's a motherfucker)

I got nothing (it's a motherfucker)

Well, we need to survive this life my brother

Having no hopes (it's a motherfucker)

Without dreams (it's a motherfucker)

So it seems (it's a motherfucker)

We need to take care of one another

Could somebody please pass me a j-o-b?

So I'm standing in line at the temp agency

They ask me what do I do, I said I'm a great musician

Well that doesn't really match up with this cleaning position

It's a minimum wage job, better bring your own mob

make sure you'll be there around seven o'clock sharp

next morning I woke up

Ooh shit! Eight o'clock

Well, I went anyway and got fired on the spot

Now I can't believe this is happening to me

I didn't even make it passed point three, damn

I got no job (it's a motherfucker)

No money (it's a motherfucker)

I got nothing (it's a motherfucker)

Well, we need to survive this life my brother

Having no hopes (it's a motherfucker)

Without dreams (it's a motherfucker)

So it seems (it's a motherfucker)