Country Girl

You gotta bait her hook when you take her fishin'

and save a little time for some huggin' and kissin'.

Give her the last beer; Put the toilet seat down.

You'll be the cock of the walk in this one horse town.

Listen up boys, gonna teach you a lesson.

Country girl school in now in session.

You gotta treat her like an angel, and love her like hell.

Tell her she's the only one that rings your bell.

Let her drive your truck; shoot your gun.

It's country girl 101.

You can take her out huntin' or take her dancin'.

and if you crank her tractor, you'll get some romancin'.

Invite her over on saturday night,

to watch the football game and holler Roll Tide.

Don't get me wrong she ain't a one night stand,

if you wanna turn her on you better understand.

Sit down boy!

You gotta treat her like an angel, love her like hell.

Tell her she's the only one that rings your bell.

Let her drive your truck; shoot your gun.

It's country girl 101.

And when she takes you home, to meet her family.

Hug her mama's neck, shake hands with her daddy.

Be cool with her brother, yeah he likes to fight.

Her ol' hound dog well he just might bite.

and mind your manners if you wanna pass,

and move to the top of this country girl class.

Come on ya'll!

You gotta treat her like an angel, love her like hell.

Tell her she's the only one that rings your bell.

Let her drive your truck; shoot your gun.

It's country girl 101.