A Woman Like You

Last night, outta the blue

Driftin' off to the evening news

She said "honey, what would you do

If you'd never met me"

I just laughed, said "i don't know,

But i could take a couple guesses though"

And then tried to dig real deep,

Said, "darling honestly...

I'd do a lot more offshore fishin'

I'd probably eat more drive-thru chicken

Take a few strokes off my golf game

If i'd have never known your name

I'd still be driving that old green 'nova

I probably never would have heard of yoga

Be a better football fan

But if i was a single man

Alone and out there on the loose

Well i'd be looking for a woman like you."

I could tell that got her attention

So i said, "oh yeah, i forgot to mention,

I wouldn't trade a single day

For a hundred years the other way."

She just smiled and rolled her eyes,

Cause she's heard all of my lines

I said, "c'mon on girl, seriously

If i hadn't been so lucky

I'd be shootin' pool in my bachelor pad

Playing bass in my cover band

Restocking up cold bud light

Play poker every tuesday night, yeah

I'd have a dirt bike in the shed

And not one throw pillow on the bed

I'd keep my cash in a coffee can

But if i was a single man

Alone and out there on the loose

Well i'd be looking for a woman like you."

She knows what a mess i'd be if i didn't have her here

But to be sure, i whispered in her ear

"you know i get sick deep-sea fishin'

And you make the best fried chicken

I got a hopeless golf game

I love the sound of your name

I might miss that old green 'nova

But i love watchin' you do yoga

I'd take a gold band on my hand

Over being a single man

Cause honestly i don't know what i'd do

If i'd never met a woman like you."