Fred Freud

Hello young fella my name is Fred Freud

I hear you suffer neurotic afflictions,

you act like a boy but you're really a man

could your mama have caused these conditions?

No kisses are poses can cure your neurosis or set a new time on your clock,

have a few drinks tonight

go start a fight you just need a shot

of some Bach!

Hello young lady my name is Fred Freud

I hear you suffer from neurvous connipcions,

I come in your life to brighten your days

to write you a sterling prescription.

Your mind is all boozy

constricted and boozy

the pounding you hear is your own heart!

Go buy a red sweater the more you feel beter

you just need a shot of Mozart!

Hello young crazy my name is Fred Freud

you say you suffer a serial syndrome,

but only kills snakes that nests in your mind

that look like your father and ...

Lady you know in the black down below

goes by the name of Miss Pinsky,

thinks she's queen of the block

but she only play rock

what you need is a shot of Stravinsky!

Hey that ain't Stravinsky!