Don't Ask Me

Don't ask me if

You'll never see me again

I wouldn't wanna lie to you

I needed a lover

When you needed a friend

I guess it's just what some guys do

I won't gaze into your eyes

Or tell you

Your new shoes look nice

I'll make you laugh

But soon you'll see

You're better off without me

So don't ask me

Don't ask me

Don't ask me

Don't ask me

Don't ask me if

I felt the earth move at all or

If I had myself a very good time

Cause intimacy

Can be a problem for me

I'll only blame it all on the wine

I won't make your life complete

Warm your heart or rub your feet

And I know

That all your friends agree

You're better off without me

So don't ask me

Don't ask me

Don't ask me

And these little moments we share

Don't think they mean that I care now

It still seems a little absurd

If you're waiting

For three little words from me

I think you'll know what they'll be

Don't ask me if

You'll never see me again

I wouldn't wanna lie to you

I needed a lover

When you needed a friend

I guess it's just what some guys do

And when you wake I won't be here

I can't even spell sincere

And if you want

To hear something deep

You're better off without me