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Artist: Leite Paterno
Canonical path: /leite-paterno/valeu-cistite
Related lyric paths: 6
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Valeu Cistite
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Valeu Cistite
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Amor ela disse, não vai esquecer
De no fim de semana meus pais conhecer
Coloca uma roupa bacana e legal
Eles são religiosos, repelem o mal
Puta merda pensei comigo mesmo
Preciso de um plano para poder escapar
Roubei sua calcinha sem ela notar
Mofo e ácaros, tive que aplicar
Domingo chegou com um puta de um Sol
E ela aos prantos foi como acordou
Amor, estou doente, vamos cancela
Sai com seus amigos, vamos remarcar!
(Ae porra liberou
Agora fodeu de vez
Vou cagar de porta aberta
Bora galera, vamos cagar regra
Carrinho nas velha banguela
Suvaco escuro é o que pega
Caipirinha com o celular para ela não ligar
Não precisa levar carne
Vou passar lá, pegar o cachorro dela
E fazemos no rolete!)
Peguei o endereço do sitio dos pais
E aos irmãos Cravinhos, fui ligar
Boa sorte amor, tente remarcar
Dá uma olhada no freezer
Seus pais vão estar!
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