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Artist: Lemon Demon
Canonical path: /lemon-demon/holy-bison-beaks
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Holy Bison Beaks!
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Holy Bison Beaks!
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well, I thought I'd write a little song
so I wrote a little song
then I tried to write some lyrics
but I didn't last too long
so I figured, why not sing about me
trying to write a song and stuff
and I decided to keep on singing
until I had enough, but then I realized
this song needs a hook
an ironic little
self refrential
catchy freakin' hook
so I made the chorus
all about how
this song needs a hook
an ironic little
self refrential hook
and guitar solo
(bad guitar solo)
Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this...... ok.
(awesome MIDI guitar solo)
Ugh, stop that. All right, uh...
Oh, I know, let's do the, um, the bridge. Bri-- yeah, bridge. OK?
OK? Anyone? Hello?
Fine.
(music starts)
Oh.
baby, baby, tell me why
why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
you cannot walk on it
it doesn't have a guard rail
it doesn't even hold many cows.....
this song is sort of caving in on itself
and so it's going to end right now
right now
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... jinx!"
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