Smell Like A Cookie All Day

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Hundreds of bloodthirsty nightmares have made you their prey

You felt good and plucky, as nice as can be

But no one's that lucky, so listen to me

When life is not so nice, remember this advice

Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear

And you'll smell like a cookie all day

Yes, you'll smell like a cookie all day

I used to feel like my world was a bucket of sorrow

A mountain of sadness

A miserable wilted bouqet

A big rotten pumpkin

I wished I were dead

And I'd almost jumped, when it popped in my head

The key to happiness is merely only this

Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear

And you'll smell like a cookie all day

Yes, you'll smell like a cookie all day

We wander aimlessly for God knows how many miles and then we die

So very clueless to the truth, so very blind, unsatisfied

If only the human race would wake the hell up and finally understand

Exactly what it needs to do to meet the spirit's silent demand

They say it's human nature, wars will be fought and innocents will be killed

And every soul we lose is yet another mission unfulfilled

Meanwhile it seems like I'm the only living person who knows

Exactly how the story goes

The answer's right in front of our nose

My friend, humanity, stop this insanity

Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear

And you'll smell like a cookie all day

Yes, you'll smell like a cookie all day