Without My Tonsils

without my hands

without my nose

without my fangs

without my clothes

without my nervous system

without my brain

without my tonsils

I'm not the same

without my brand of humor

um...

without my so-so fashion sense

without my love for all things funky

without my lack of pretense

without my repetitive behavior

without my repetitive behavior

without my occasional deviation

without my repetitive behavior

without my hands

without my nose

without my fangs

without my clothes

without my nervous system

without my brain

without my tonsils

I'm not the same as I was just a moment ago

better to stick to the things you know

doesn't it suck when it all changes

doesn't it feel like you've been vanquished

first you have hands, and then you don't

first you have a nose, and then you don't

first you have fangs, and then you don't

first you have clothes, and then you don't

and then you don't

and then you wake up

you shower and you brush your teeth

you have a bowl of Special K, 'cause it's a Special Day

but it's just the same as any other day

the only difference is you have no soul

and no fangs, and no brain, and no chains, and apparently no say

Dear God, why is it raining outside?

Dear God, why is everything glowing oddly?

Dear God, I think I'm in a loophole

Dear God, what do you suggest I do?

I want to do the opposite of what I did before I knew I wanted to

I want to do the opposite of what I did before I knew I wanted to

I want to do the opposite of what I did before I knew I wanted to

I want to do the opposite of what I did before I knew I wanted to

I want to be myself, as long as being myself is popular among my peers

I want to be myself, as long as being myself is popular among my peers

I want to do the opposite of what I did before I knew I wanted to

I want to do the opposite of what I did before I knew I wanted to

B... A... whatever it is whatever it is whatever it is whatever it is

whatever it is whatever it is whatever it is whatever it is

(whatever it is)

Please excuse the following half-assed segueway.

without my hands

without my nose

without my fangs

without my clothes

without my nervous system

without my brain

without my tonsils

I'm not the same

disappointing ending

disappointing ending

disappointing ending

disappointing ending

disappointing ending