Deer In The Headlights

Met a guy in the parking lot

And all he did was say: hello

My pepper spray made it rather hard

For him to walk me home

But i guess that's the way it goes

Tell me again was it love at first sight

When you walked by and i caught your eye

Didn't you know love could shine this bright?

Well smile because i'm the deer in the headlights

Met a guy with my graceful charm

But when beauty met the beast, he froze

He got the sense he was not my type

By the black eye and bloody nose

But i guess that's the way it goes

Tell me again was it love at first sight

When you walked by and i caught your eye

Didn't you know love could shine this bright?

Well smile because i'm the deer in the headlights

It's suffocating to say,

But the female mystique takes your breath away

I'll give you a smile or i'll give you a sneer

'then i will let you try guess here

Tell me again was it love at first sight

When you walked by and i caught your eye

Didn't you know love could shine this bright

I'm sorry you ever tried

Deer in the headlights

Tell me again was it love at first sight

When you walked by and i caught your eye

Didn't you know love could shine this bright

If life was a game i would never play nice

If love was a beam i'd be blind in both eyes

Put my sunglasses on,

'cause you're the deer in the headlights

The deer in the headlights

The deer in the headlights