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Artist: Leningrad
Canonical path: /leningrad/real-stp-bullshit
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Real St.P Bullshit
Read Real St.P Bullshit lyrics by Leningrad on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Real St.P Bullshit
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Ofitsiant, ya zdes' proyezdom
Iz Moskvy I srazu v Nitstsu
Zaskochit' ya vdrug reshila k vam
V kul'turnuyu stolitsu
YA s dorogi tol'ko chto
I ya neskol'ko ustala
Mne b shampanskogo bokal
A ne naydotsya li Kristalla?
Chto Vy, totya, mnote titi?
Yesli vypit' Vy khotite
To berite vodki liter
Eto zh Piter, totya!
Nu chto, berote?
Nu khorosho, nesite vodku
Tol'ko stopku I ne bol'she
YA pila yeyo odnazhdy
Degustirovala v Pol'she
I skazhu vam ne stesnyayas'
Vodka - eto ne moyo
Na moy vkus rezka nemnogo
Kak shampanskoye Moyot
Chto Vy, totya, mnote titi?
Yesli vypit' Vy khotite
To berite vodki liter
Eto zh Piter, totya!
Nu chto, berote?
Chisto Piter!
(Eto chisto Piter!)
Chisto Piter!
(Eto chisto Piter)
Chisto Piter!
Allo, Alona? Eto ya!
Nu chto? Sama ty p'yanyy!
YA segodnya otmechayu den' granonogo stakana
V shumnom zale restorana
Perestan'. Kakaya pristan'?
Tut kuda ne plyunesh', suka, tochno popadosh' v artista!
Plesni trista, dva - po dvesti
Posle - tri po sto, po stopkam!
Khuli vse stoyat na meste, slovno po moskovskim probkam?
Posmotri, kakaya tsatsa! Pryamo barnyy analitik!
Ostavlyayu ofitsiantu ne na chay, a na liter
Vy kuda letite? V Nitstsu? So stolitsy? Vot te na-ka!
Tak pozvol'te prizemlit'sya k Vam za stolik s peresadkoy
Kak zhe eto okhuyenno, nakatit' s utra vodchary!
Budto popadayesh', suka, pod volshebnyye, blyat', chary!
Vish' v sebe, yebat' moy khuy, - filosofiya, blyat', Kanta!
Slysh' ty, dyadya, dyadya v kepke, pozovi-ka ofitsianta!
Chto Vy, totya, mnote titi?
Yesli vypit' Vy khotite
To berite vodki liter
Eto zh Piter, totya!
Nu chto, berote?
Chto Vy, totya, mnote titi?
Yesli vypit' Vy khotite
To berite vodki liter
Eto zh Piter, totya!
Nu chto, berote, a?
Chisto Piter!
(Eto chisto Piter!)
Chisto Piter!
(Eto chisto Piter)
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