Keep it Real

Like a kitten with claws

I wear very big bras

And I think that your kinda cute

If you're getting robbed tell 'em don't shoot

Here's my number you can call me later

Maybe we can go out and talk about alligators?

I've got the funk, cos I'm pretty funky

I don't skinny dip do you want a chunky dunky?

I could be your lady platter, you could be by sugar poo.

Baby me and you together, sweet and tender as baby food

I keep it real, I keep it very real, I keep it so real

and that's my deal

I keep it hot, really hot, I'm barely never not, really hot

You can hate me on the internet, by telephone or to my face

But I know you just want a taste of my deep dish,

You'll be passing on that thin crusted momma

I'm gonna sing like Left Eye, and I'm goin' be brave like Selena

I've got the funk, cos I'm pretty funky

I don't skinny dip do you want a chunky dunky?

I could be your lady platter, you could be by sugar poo.

Baby me and you together, sweet and tender as baby food.

I keep it real, I keep it very real, I keep it so real

and that's my deal

I keep it hot, really hot, I'm barely never not, really hot

When I'm watching animal planet, it really makes me want to get a tiger cup

We could name it roar, take it to the movies, baby you and me, you'll be touchin on my boobys.

Don't be mean. Don't be a cheater

Or I'll crush you in a beat and put you in my hacky sack

I'll bring the funk, cos I'm pretty funky

I don't skinny dip do you want a chunky dunky?

I could be your lady platter, you could be by sugar poo.

Baby me and you together, sweet and tender as baby food

I keep it real, I keep it very real, I keep it so real

and that's my deal

I keep it hot, really hot, I'm barely never not, really hot

Like fire hot