Pete Jackson Is Getting Married

I can see it all right now

His mom and dad so proud of his son and his new found wife

And I wonder if after all these years

Will his dad still give him a pep talk for his wedding night?

I can smell his cousin's Polo mixing with his grandpa's Old Spice and the

Swedish meatballs look so tempting that his two fat aunts might even fight

And his uncles have all gone drinkin'

Highballs and hamms light in the parking lot

While the rest of his relatives are busy just tearing up the Manville Elks Lodge

I can smell his cousin's polo mixing with his grandpa's old spice and the mashed

Potatoes look so tasty that his two fat aunts might even fight

On that day what else could I say?

I'd say here's to you staying drunk

Here's to all your good luck

You're gonna need it