Last Night My Dj Stole My Girl

[Nick Fury]

You see I'm not real good at approachin girls

Sometimes I feel like I'm divin for ocean pearls

to the bottom where it's dark and it's harder to breathe

She laughed with a smile that you wouldn't believe

"What's your name again?" she told me, but since then I forget

cause I'd smoked a lot of beer and drank a lot of pot - I mean

She laughed again, I played it off like I meant it

She threw me a look and I knew it was cemented

This game I presented, it worked again

As long as the team don't act like jerks again

It's happened before, they cling to 'em like suction

Like vultures they circle waitin for an introduction

But not this time (nah) this one was somethin special

From her hips to her eyes to her lips to her freckle

to a tee - best of all she was jockin me

Until I heard, "Yo Nick!" and she was like, "Who is he?" Oh

[repeat 2X]

Let me introduce you to my partner Oak

He's my left hand man and he ain't no joke

But yo, back to this interaction, what was that you were askin?

Let me take you to the back, where there's no distraction

[Big Oak]

Holllld up, aiyyo hold up Nick

Don't you think you should go buy this girl a drink? (see ya)

She can wait right here, I'll keep her company

If I play my cards right, maybe she'll be humpin me (ha!)

Nick shot me a dirty look, and the middle finger

But I don't care, I'm on some Jerry Springer

shit but it's legit cause last week Nick took my girl and split

and only offered me a shrug and a blunt hit

So I'll get him back tonight

Aiyyo honey follow me to the back to where there ain't so much light

I'm your Mr. Right, at least for tonight

.. or umm, hello?

I looked at her and she wasn't even payin attention

Mind off in space explorin new dimensions (shit)

She wasn't gonna hear a damn word I say

Cause she was starin right at my DJ

[repeat 2X]

Let me introduce you to my DJ Cheapshot

He's a both hand man and his feats are hot

But back to this interaction, what was that you were askin?

Let me take you to the back, where there's no distraction

[DJ Cheapshot]

Damn you look familiar, have we met before?

I think I caught a glimpse of you on the dance floor

As a matter of fact, weren't you freakin MC Nickolaus?

"No that wasn't me," my bad, now I feel ridiculous

You know it's kind of hard to see when I'm busy scratchin

Yeah, I've been rockin shows three years, thanks for askin

You wanna hear some Jigga? (yup) Funny you should mention that

Just got a call from him, told him that I'd holla back

Enough about him, change the subject back to me

I'm six foot three with the college degree

Plus this key to that Camaro double parked outside

If you carry my wax, I'll give you a ride

Now be a good girl, and go buy daddy a drink

And by the time you get back, we'll leave in a blink (yup)

Then it's on like Chaka Khan

And oh yeah, on the way out, say goodbye to Lexicon

Uhh.. did I say Camaro? Oh my God, I can't..

I meant to say Ford Focus, how embarassing

Yea no-no-no, no-no, look, where you going?

Where you going? No-no-no, come back

I know Jigga, Jay-Z, y'know a good tune

No-no-no, come over to my house right now

I'll show you his number, no

Don't walk, don't walk away, come on!

I know, please come back, please, please please

Please come back pleeeease

Aww geez, oh geez, oh geeeeez