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Texas Chainsaw Massacre (The Musical)
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre (The Musical)
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On a trip to investigate
Make sure folks don’t violate
Our late grandfather’s grave
Then visit his remote old homestead
Stop, pick up a sweaty man
Hitchhikin’ in our van
Till he freaks us out and
We send him packin’
All the gas station pumps are dry
Park the van, from there we’ll try
To find a house where we can buy some gas
But all we find are homicidal attacks
Tired of kids on my property
Always tryin to spy on me
Turn this into opportunity
Use those punks for my cuisine
Texas!
It’s a lonely place
Chainsaw!
Use it to fillet
Massacre!
Humans on my plate
Leatherface is cookin’ tonight!
Find refuge inside this house
But there is no one around
Creepy Leatherface is after me
With that ridiculous mask, how the hell can he see?
Trapped upstairs where can I go?
Jump through the window
Seek refuge at the gas station
Thank you sir for letting me in
No need for thanks, cause I ain’t savin’ your life
It’s pointless to resist, cause broomstick beats knife
Come with me for supper, don’t make me use force
You’ll be the guest of honor, and the main course
Tired of kids on my property
Always tryin to spy on me
Turn this into opportunity
Use those punks for my cuisine
Texas!
Better stay away
Chainsaw!
Use it to fillet
Massacre!
Humans on my plate
Leatherface is cookin’ tonight!
It’s you again! What great good luck
You never paid me for that picture, still owe me five bucks
That’s alright, you can pay me later
Or better yet, you can do me a favor
Let my grandpa hit ya on the head with a hammer
He’s the best killer there is, makes the best splatters
Then we’ll eat your corpse once you’re good n’ dead
And my brother’ll make a mask with your head
Hey, where’d she go?
Tired of kids on my property
Always tryin to spy on me
Turn this into opportunity
Use those punks for my cuisine
Texas!
It’s a lonely place
Chainsaw!
Use it to fillet
Massacre!
Humans on my plate
Leatherface is cookin’ tonight!
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