United States Of Whatever

Whatever

I went down to the beach

And saw Kiki she was like: Eewh

I'm all like: Whatever!

Whatever

This chick comes up to me

And she's all like: Hey aren't you that dude?

I'm all like: Whatever!

So later, I'm, I'm at the pool hall

And this girl comes up

She all like: Uuh

I'm like: Yea, Whatever!

'Cause this is my United States of whatever!

This is my United States of whatever!

This is my United States of whatever!

It's 3 A.M

And I'm on the corner wearing my leather

This dude comes up and he's like: Hey Punk!

I'm like: Yea, Whatever!

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley

Officer Leroy comes up

And he's like: Hey I thought I told you—

I'm like: Yea, Whatever!

Then up comes Zapho

I'm like: Yo Zapho, what's up?

He's like: Nuttin'

I'm like: That's cool