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Artist: Liars
Canonical path: /liars/if-your-a-wizard-then-why-do-you-wear-glasses
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If Your A Wizard Then Why Do You Wear Glasses?
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If Your A Wizard Then Why Do You Wear Glasses?
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Out of the bushes
A girl
It's getting cold
Outside
It's getting cold
I would drink the water
I would drink the water
I would drink the water
I would drink the water
I would drink the water
I would drink the water
We can break it down, witches!
We can break it down, witches!
That's what your father said
That's what your brother said
That's what your father said
That's what your brother said
That's what your father said
That's what your brother said
That's what your father said
That's what your brother said
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