Crossover Songs Are Too Damn Short

I don’t have a problem with pizza or beer

Or tons of mutated cannibal creeps

No, I don’t have a problem with any of that

But crossover songs are too damn short

I don’t have a problem telling people to mosh

Hell, I’ve done it myself once or twice

No, I can’t throw stones at any of that

But crossover songs are too damn short

What is the issue, where is the fire

Are you dying to open the keg?

Is it that you just can’t wait to stop playing?

Is your songwriter cooking an egg?

Crossover songs are too damn short

Your songs are good

Your riffs are strong

But they’re only

Two minutes long

Your album’s great

But here’s the facts

It’s half an hour

With nineteen tracks

A second verse

Would sure be nice

Or write a bridge

Use one riff twice

Don’t slow it down

Go the same pace

But you don’t have to finish your song first, this isn’t a race