Half Dead And Dynamite

here's everything i remember, last dance and somebody must've slipped me a sherman

Bar band and theyre busting into "Beast of Burden" and "Working in a Coal Mine"

drippin wet with white wine cooler, lip gloss now you're spinning like a thrill ride

white cross now you're crumblin like a landslide

and we're having such a good time, what's another twenty dollars

guess it all started with some guy who walks into the bar and always ends up

fucked up in some barfly's car, right across the river liquor lasts a little later

rockin sloppy on the poppies, got your head beneath the table

in walks the queen of the clubs, 5 deep in her foam dance thugs

dripping wet with hair care drowning in designer drugs

she says hey my name's katrina but my friends call me special k

they did the "green eyed lady" right into the "lay lady lay"

and it was cool by your swimming pool, and we were dripping wet with pink zinc oxide

and she came onto the patio and we were slipping on the frozen mudslides

that's everything i remember