Nice, Nice

night club dwight can take a negative vibe and then infuse it with the positive youth

night club dwight can take a little white lie and confuse it with a meaningless truth

one night dwight he got a little bit toothy now they all call him the good doctor tooth

one night dwight got all goofy on the roofies now they all call him the fiddler on the roof

it's never just the hefenrefer, it's never just the bartles and james

the wine tastes like propane, stains wash right out in the white rain

and if landsdowne's like a lariat, then the nice nice is a noose

and the positive youth's shootin hoops slippin roofies in your jungle juice

when night club dwight starts to talk about us gettin some rocks

he ain't talking 'bout the ice cubes

when night club dwight starts to talk about gettin some rocks

he ain't talking 'bout the ice cubes

when night club dwight starts to talk about the ice he ain't talkin 'bout the frozen water

he's talkin 'bout the diamonds and where we can find them and who we can sell em to and stuff like that

hey bright eyes are your synapses dimed

that's not just cork that's floatin round in your wine

the drinks taste like pantene, the visine wipes clean all the bad dreams

if landsdowne's like a lariat, then the nice nice is a noose

yeah we don't go on dates we go out in big groups with the roofies in our jungle juice

remember jenny back from i like the lights she said

well i like you dwight but i don't like the pipe

the things that you put in your pipe like your life

now jenny missed her ride and she's takin off her tights

in the back seat of some taxi

we went from upstairs at the nice nice up to franklin up by 15th

and jenny got dressed as they circled the block

they did the secret knock and stuck their hands through the mail slot

and one, two, three, four, that's the way that jenny scores

and it's never just the liquor alone, and now we're prayin that you'll pick up the phone

return all these pages yeah this party's outrageous

everyone left and now the crash is contageous

and the ravers they rose up right in unison

attacked the bathroom and ransacked all the medicine

pills administered just like communion

this is the body and the blood and the love and the blacklights on your white tights

the clubs are just like caves, these club kids are just slaves and these afterbars are just like their graves

it's the end of the night and now jenny's creepin back to the east end

shot through with the sunlight