Methhead Freestyle

Hello, my name is afourteen

And I was not here for the first half of the recording of this song

But, I'm just here to say that meth is bad kids

And you should not be doing that 'cause it will hurt you very bad

Oh, brother, this guy stinks

Ayy, yuh (yuh)

Ayy, ayy

Bitch, do not talk till you suck on my dick

And my pet got a dick so you sucking his dick

I pull my dick to the back of my hips

And I talk to yo' bitch about horoscope shit

Bitch, fuck a jet, fuck lears

All of these pipes full of meth

Looking like a big bundle of chandeliers, ayy

Dragging my dick on the floor

And it pushes my dick through the carpet and tickled me more

Pocket full of cum and I might throw it on a heater

Cum burns in my lungs, lil' baby take a breather, ayy

My pipe broke because last night, I lit it too hot

Now my body super- (fuck me)

Yuh-yuh, yuh-yuh

Yuh-yuh, yuh-yuh

Yuh-yuh, yuh-yuh

Yuh-yuh

Stop, stop when I stop (stop)

Drop when it drop (drop)

Flock when they flock (flock)

Dreams run amok

Count sheep, run on me (run on me)

Counting, they trample me (c'mon)

Trample me, trample me, trample me

Trample me, trample me, tra-

Black goat walk to me in humanoid form

Stabs me through the neck with it's black horn

Then I levitate, levitate, levitate, levitate with my own head

Look into the eyes and they are dead

Taste the juicy pupils, I'm my own pupil

Plaster it on a wall, nothing matters, my new name is paul (ow)

Demon of sex, rip my penis from the chest

Give birth through the belly button

My newborn will bring universal destruction

The laws of time will cease to function

I'm in madhouse, ten-down, take the trash out

Stand down, you ain't got eyes, pull the strands out

Walkin' whack, in the alley smokin' smack, still in shacks, shit

Back to back to back to back, I dragged it

Heavy breathin' down ya' neck, it's mr. Reaper (Mr. Reaper)

Walk up super sneaky, spin ‘em like a cd

Drivin' in a car that I be leavin' (I be- I be-)

Man, I'm tweakin' (yeah-yeah)

I'm drowsy, fuck, I'm tryin' super hard to focus

In the walls, rats, rats and fuckin' locusts, hah

Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy

Suck my fuckin' dick

I'ma fuck up yo' whole face, put you in a rat race

Shove you in a bathtub and kick a fucking toaster in it

I'on like you or your friends, lil' bitch

I can smell that shit from miles, you a snitch

I'ma make ya' fucking body start twitching

I'm tryna cut you open, motherfucka, stop flinchin'

And if I had to choose between fuckin' with you and dyin'

I'm tying up a knot around my neck and straight divin'

Fuck my life, I'ma hang my wife

I'ma tell the fucking cops the stupid bitch was suicidal

Kill yourself, you a goddamn clown

I'ma force feed ya' cyanide and put you on a unicycle

Meatman, I'm the muthafuckin' meatman (okay, okay)

Careful where you creep, man (okay)

I will fuckin' eat, man (okay)

I will brew a soup (yeah)

I am from peru (yeah)

Start a war between the continents

Rocket full of pocket lint

Lackin' human common sense (ayy, ayy)

I don't tote poles, I jus' toke bowls (ayy, ayy, ayy)

Smoking with some moles you know

I'd never rhyme that shit with chokehold

I feel like a crackhead, every day

Bam, spider gang, and we want a plot of land (yes)

You no spider, you's a fly so you get banned (banned)

Walk around with my hand in my pants (in my pants)

Understand you are not from the strand (fuck, shit)

So you fucked up, hug the spider truck (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Wanna ride when we drive by 'cause we tight as fuck

In the trunk and we finna hit numerous speed bumps

Runner-ups get run over but only the knees crush

Yuh, yuh, I have an erection, I have no direction

Slipping on a liquid, non-addictive, like its borin'

But it's not, it got me soarin', I'm trippin' into my core

And I'm waiting patiently, fade into sofa gracefully

Maple leaf, thinking 'bout when the paper leave

How am I gonna pay for weed? (ugh, fuck)

Kick it like it's liu kang or ip man

I just wanna stick the tip in

It do hang like a Nike from a shoestring

I'm creepin', doing acid is my new thing

It seep into my brain and it do sting

Like electricity, he pissing me off

He going missing like decision to be soft like a kitten

I'm spitting niggas into submission

And written 'em out of existence

Like light yagami, dark sodomy

She like a meatman, bitch, I'm a butcher I cut off yo' leg

Turn you into a seat, man, I'll make a feet fan

Decrease your prices, I'll increase my vices

Mixed herbs and spices inside of my eyelids

You smoke crack, you is basically christian

Meth in my pipe, man, that shit hit different

You smoke crack, you is basically christian

Meth in my pipe, man, that shit hit different

You smoke crack, you is basically christian

Meth in my pipe, man, that shit hit different

You smoke crack, you is basically christian

Meth in my pipe, man, that shit hit different

Yah, hahahahaha

You better be smoking meth, bitch

Where's my mom? (where's my fuckin' father?)

Spider, spider gang, spider gang, spider gang?

Excuse me, is that spider gang? Hello?

Is that spider gang? Hello?

Some spiders, spider gang

S-s-s-spider? S-s-spider?

Spider gang, spider gang, spider gang

Hey listen, hey listen, hey, hey, hey, it's spider gang

Spider gang