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Artist: Lil Darkie
Canonical path: /lil-darkie/the-kids-are-all-retarded
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The Kids Are All Retarded
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The Kids Are All Retarded
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This one goes out to all you sorry pieces of shit
One, two, three, four
Can I get the fucking microphone, please?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The kids are all retarded, what do we do?
They keep beatin' up each other, there ain’t nothin' to do
You don't wanna get it started, they ain’t fuckin' with you
Because the kids are all retarded, uh, what do we do?
We do drugs
We puttin' packs in a lung, burn nugs
I don't wanna get a job, no fun
I don't wanna get no money, wanna be like еverybody
I won (hahahahaha)
Yeah, yeah, yеah, yeah, yeah
The kids are all retarded, what do we do?
They don't wanna fuckin' study, wanna go to a school
They're just chillin’ with their buddies by the side of the pool
Because the kids are all retarded, uh, what do we do?
We should kill everybody that been actin’ a fool
And then bury them in Gucci so that all of them cool
I'm goin’ to a party 'cause I heard that it rules
The kids are all retarded, uh, what do we do?
One, two, three, four (huh)
The kids are all retarded, everyday
That light from the telephone is melting your brain
Go the fuck outside, they got nothin' to play
Because the kids are all retarded and got nothin' to say
Mm, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
(I don’t give a fuck if you believe me)
The kids are all retarded, what do we do?
They keep beatin' up each other, there ain't nothin' to do
You don't wanna get it started, they ain't fuckin' with you
Because the kids are all retarded, uh, what do we do?
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