Lemme Freak

Drunk, faded

Browned out, looking all shady

Two months since I fucked a lady

Young man dick going crazy

Standard saturday

I'm about to get a cab and masturbate

Then I see a hot girl I bet I could date

Lemme get your cat girl, no hathaway

Thats what I thought not what I said to her

Instead I walk up to her like

I know you heard of the kid

You heard what I did

You heard of my shit

The murderous spit

She's like: Naw

You're being weird

What are you talking about?

I'm like: Aw

Pulling out my phone like a boss

Youtube bout to get her off

But as I type the y-o-u

Some porno pop up

I'm like

Hold up, how di-, that's not even me like, I don't jerk off mobily

Then her friends coming up and want to know if everything is okay

I'm like

Naw this a rape, can't tell? Give me a break please, get the heck away

I turned to her

Let me buy you a drink

She like: Fine

Told the man two patron

She like: Lime

Said he tried twice the card got declined

I'm like

Are, is this, could it be a machine issue?

He was like: Naw

I was like

Obviously there's something wrong

I got dough like, I'm not broke, I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago

He like: Dude, I don't know

Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go

And I ain't talking bout with me, bro. I mean alone

I got one more chance to prove myself so I'm like-

Look, I'm athletic, girl, I've gotten several rec-league mvp's

At my crib I've got some pizza, plus a little bit of weed

In my room I've got a tv, plus I recently did sheets

Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door like with the crushed ice

You know I don't give a damn whatcha playin' right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak

Lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak

Just lemme freak, please God

Just lemme freak

The girl from the first verse

Somehow let me fuck

Fast forward, seven months

We in love

Some real serious relationship-type shit

Despite this I ain't fucked for days

Tried last night but was pushed away

But I've been acting well behaved today, I smell okay

Adele pandora's playing, now she laying

On the floor and I'm praying this bitch is horny

I go and give her a smooch

She kissing dicky back, so I play with her boobs

Bad move, she don't like that

Bad mood, her boss being mean to her

Via email, she wanna write back

I'm like: Right now?

She like: Yeah, what do I say, can you just help me?

Ok, whats the context?

Then she like: Well, he talks to jane before coming to me

Who's jane again?, I said

She like: Wow, you should know that

Ok, I guess I forgot

She like: Dude, that's my other boss

Ok, true, so shouldn't your first boss go to the other boss before you? Right?

But jane isn't hands on!, she yelled

Ok, well I just don't understand the dynamic then, I don't work with these people

She started crying

Wait stop, what the fuck is this?

Naw, you don't ever take my side!

About an hour later til' I'm on her good side

We in bed, hands on her good thighs

I try to kiss, she like: Good night

But I'm like-

Look, I just turned off the departed for a movie about a bee

I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing, and weed

Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet, and supportive

And during the fourth quarter, of the eagles!

Now reward it!

You know I don't give a damn whatcha playin' right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak

Lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak (it's all I need)

Just lemme freak, please God

Just lemme freak

Fast forward some more, june 16, 2074

Old ld looking old as fuck

Still with the same ho, holding up

My life sucks, legs hurt

Friends dead, realtors

My dick looking like it's tinfoil

Her tits looking like they hard boiled eggs

On top of that, she insane

Like I don't even think she knows who I am

Our kids moved away, we've been doing the same shit for days

Maybe months, who knows

Probably going to die soon

Pretty scared I ain't even going to lie to you

Think about it all day, on my last legs

But I'm going out with a bang

I got pills they invented back in '57

I took five, that's a bit excessive

I look high, take a look at my thighs and good God that's a little erection

It'll work though

Now I've gotta find the ho

I'm pretty much blind at this point, I don't know if I mentioned that yet

But I am

Made my way into the bedroom and there she is

I'm like

Look, I don't know if you're aware that you've been throwing out my shoes

What I do know is I'm sick of doing nothing here with you

All my blood is in my dick, I'm probably dying pretty soon

Are you even comprehending what I'm saying?

Please acknowledge that you hear me

You know I don't give a damn whatcha playing right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak

Lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak (lemme freak)

Just lemme freak, please God

Just lemme freak