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Artist: Lil Johnson
Canonical path: /lil-johnson/if-you-can-dish-it-i-can-take-it
Related lyric paths: 6
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If You Can Dish It (I Can Take It)
Read If You Can Dish It (I Can Take It) lyrics by Lil Johnson on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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If You Can Dish It (I Can Take It)
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If you can dish it, I can take it
Just so you serve it to me right
If you can dish it, I can take it
I've got to have it morning, noon and night
You got the hot-dog, I got the bun
Let's get together and have a little fun
If you can dish it, I can take it
Just so you serve it to me right!
I've got to have it, just so you serve it to me right!
If you can dish it, I can take it
Hmmmm, serve it to me right
If you can dish it, I can take it
I've got to have it morning, noon and night
Ashes to ashes, mud to mud
I really crave my daily love
If you can dish it, I can take it
Just so you serve it to me right!
I've got to have it, just so you serve it to me right!
(spoken:
Dish it out, dish it out, Bob!
Dish that thing, boys!
Somebody harmonize me!)
If you can dish it, I can take it
Hmmmm, serve it to me right
If you can dish it, I can take it
I've got to have it morning, noon and night
Whip my cream, throw it in a bowl
I want it served with my good jelly roll
If you can dish it, I can take it
Just so you serve it to me right!
I've got to have it, just so you serve it to me right!
If you can dish it, I can take it
Hmmmm, serve it to me right
If you can dish it, I can take it
I've got to have it morning, noon and night
If I give it away, you think it's tough
If you can't take it, you're just a cream-puff
If you can dish it, I can take it
Just so you serve it to me right!
I've got to have it, just so you serve it to me right!
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