Ihatemetoo

Ooh

Lil Phag

Do you really think

That you fuckin' hate me

More than I could ever fuckin' hate myself?

Really?

[Chorus: All, Danny Gonzalez, Lil Phag]

I hate me too (I hate me too bitch)

Everything they say about me prolly true (It's prolly true bitch)

Aye, yuh

I hate me too (Probably more)

Everything they say about me prolly true (haha)

[Verse 1: Danny Gonzalez]

Wait, hold up

You're on my Twitter tryna start fights? (Wha?)

You think you hate me more than my wife? (Nah)

You think I'm annoying on YouTube?

Bitch, try meeting me in real life

People be sayin' I got a big nose (Yeah!)

I just be commenting back like "I know" (I know)

And when I look at myself in the mirror

I'm scolding myself like I'm Willem Defoe (in Spider-Man)

I don't take no selfies, I don't like what I see

I wish that I could date me, just so I could cheat

So try your best in comments, give your all in tweets

But good luck tryna hate me, just as much as me

[Chorus: All, Danny Gonzalez, Lil Phag]

I hate me too (It's true, I do)

Everything they say about me prolly true (It's nothin' new)

Aye, yuh

I hate me too (You ain't special)

Everything they say about me prolly true (I am a very bad person.) (haha)

[Verse 2: Kellen Schneider]

People only know me from Twitter, barely (Tweet tweet)

Ladies say I look like Jeff Dahmer, fairly (yeah)

I'm six foot and I'm ugly, girls call me their buddy

Work out every day but no six pack, I'm chubby (What's a weight?)

Checklist of flaws like I'm runnin', errands (At Ralph's!)

The only thing I'm good at is upsettin' my parents

Cry in the shower got Enya straight blarin'

The neighbors say turn down, I say "fuck you Sharon!"

[Chorus: All, Danny Gonzalez, Lil Phag]

I hate me too (It's true, I do)

Everything they say about me prolly true (It's nothin' new)

Aye, yuh

I hate me too (You ain't special)

Everything they say about me prolly true (I am a very bad person.) (haha)

[Verse 3: Lil Phag, Danny Gonzalez]

I am the human swine flu

Got killed on my own song by Drew (I mean Danny)

I faked a whole face tattoo, you know I hate me more than you

I still use 3-in-1 shampoo, I still wear Velcro shoes (Yuh)

I drive off a bridge, feels like a vibe, I'm 25 and I can't fucking drive

[Chorus: All, Danny Gonzalez, Lil Phag]

I hate me too (It's true, I do)

Everything they say about me prolly true (It's nothin' new)

Aye, yuh

I hate me too (You ain't special)

Everything they say about me prolly true (I am a very bad person.) (haha)

[Verse 4: Felony Steve]

Uh, look, yuh, I fall asleep with my phone unplugged on purpose

Because I hate me from my core up, up, up, to my surface

I could tweet a dick pic while I'm soft

Or stay in the bath 'till I dissolve

I'm gonna keep it simple with the verse

I'm gonna put myself inside a hearse

(Jinkies!)

Cause I really, really, really, don't like my nose or my ears or my eyes or my face or the days of the week that I wake up and I'm me

So I might eat glass, whip my own ass

Cause I'm too tall for a kid's pass at a Six Flags (Six foot, six foot, six foot, six foot)

I don't wanna look like PewDiePie when I grow facial hair

But there's nothing I can do so I might throw me down some stairs

Victoria Justice don't wanna be my wife

So I might hate myself 'till she's Victoria Knight (What's good?)