I'm Broke

I ain't no joke

So you should get a pen

And write yourself a little note so you don't forget again

That when it comes to cash

I've been gettin smoked

Lendin' out my money

Now I'm broke

Somebody's gettin' choked

Cause now its time to pay the piper

Bums are the type of shit that's in a diaper

Don't make me have to call a sniper

And wipe your brains off my windshield wiper you dirty bug

As soon as I get paid they come in masses

There's someone givin' classes on kissin' peoples asses

Unless you're livin where the trash is

Don't even come around here askin' where my cash is

Me I'm broke.

I aint no joke

I'll say it once again

And if I get provoked there'll be knuckles on your chin

Some people never learn

Borrowin from me you might regret it

For one I ain't no bank and you got shitty credit

As soon as I get paid they're comin' out the woodwork

Take your ass and get a job like you should jerk

Unless you're livin where the trash is

But you're not so find another spot where the cash is

Me, I'm broke

Gimme back my money, bum

You said you'd pay me back

I'm broke and for that

You deserve a smackin' for slackin'

Now people say I'm a slacker

If I'm a slacker

Then its through the eyes of the ones that are blind