Shaniqua

Hello?

Nah nah, she don't live here man

I thought I told you

Yo, I think you need to step of aight!

moved into my apartment

At the university

The only who lives here is me

So why should the phone ring all day long

I've got no friends except Mike

And he's gone for the summer

And I just want some peace and quiet

Come to my room and it's a telephone riot

Ring-a-ling-a-ling

Every time I take a step

Can't sleep, can't eat, can't breathe, can't get

Any of my work done

Cause people keep callin' with the same damn question

(Hello, is Shanqiua there?)

Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year

I think you have the wrong number

This is Little T

(You mean Shaniqua's brother?)

Man, can't you just leave me alone?

This ain't Shaniqua's house, this ain't her phone

And don't call back again

cuz if you do, you know the answer, man

Chorus:

Shaniqua don't live here no mo

Shaniqua don't live here no mo

Shaniqua don't live here no mo

(Is Shaniqua there)

Hell no

Shaniqua don't live here no mo

Shaniqua don't live here no mo

Shaniqua don't live here no mo

(Is Shaniqua there)

Hell no

I wonder who Shaniqua is

What she does and where she lives

Is she a pothead with too many zits?

a movie star with inflatable tits?

Does she take the train

Or drive in the car?

Work at the office

Or down at the bar?

How the hell should I know?

She could be albino for all I care

(Hello, is Shaniqua there?)

Yes she is, but she can't talk right now

She's busy milkin' a purple cow

And talkin to the Easter Bunny

(Man, you think you're funny)

Shut up, Beavis

I've told you six times befo'

Shaniqua don't live here no mo

Chorus

I checked my machine on Friday

There were twenty-two messages

Man, I can't win at this

One said:

(This is for the kid livin' with Shanqiua)

(You want that trick, you can keep her)

Will this ever cease?

So I can get some sleep

Shanqiua moved out

Leave your message at the beep

(beep)

One Track Mike:

(Yo, Shaniqua)

(I love you)

(Call me)

Chorus + 1/2