After School (feat. P. Diddy)

[P. Diddy and LL ad lib for 19 seconds]

[LL Cool J]

I know a honey named Millie, raised out in Philly

Body so illy she make a grown man silly

A brainiac really she pretend she dilly

Like, Why you always look at me like that, you feel me?

[P. Diddy]

There's a girl named Wendy, love black Bentleys

Nails in her mouth, stay tryin to tempt me

She rolls with her sister and they both real friendly

It wasn't like that when my pockets was empty

[LL Cool J]

Shorty named Suzie, not quite a floozy

Let's just say she has a problem bein choosy

Scarf on her doobie when she in the jacuzzi

On the celly with her man, Love you - I'm at the movies

[P. Diddy]

Bird named Chyna (baby where you find her)

Uptown, she wrote a map down with eyeliner

Hotness, two or three girlfriends behind her

(On Amsterdam, lay in the lane, dippin despite her)

[Chorus: P. Diddy and LL paraphrasing Rappers Delight]

So after school, I take a dip in the pool

Which is really, on the wall

I got a color TV, so I can see, the Knicks play basketball

And we talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards, more money

than a sucker, could ever spend

But I couldn't give a what about them cats you with

Get your friends baby, jump in the Benz

[P. Diddy]

I got a judge named Donna, I call her Your Honor

Whylin out with the gavel and the silk pajamas (let's go)

[LL Cool J]

And then there's Tamika, the seargeant gets deeper

She turned the bass way up and wind on the speaker

Girl named Kelly, rhinestones in her belly

Curly red hair, crackin jokes in the telly

Game concealed, a female Machiavelli

Hopin and prayin that I ain't ready for the jelly

[P. Diddy]

What about Asia (major flavor)

Can you feel it? Nothin can save ya

Once again I got 'em catchin the vapors

[LL Cool J]

Mr. Smith bout to get this paper

Paparazzi, pleaase give me a minute

You're pushin me to the limit, I know that I represent it

Be easy!

[P. Diddy]

Tammy, down in Miami

Fa'scheezy baby uhh, I see you at the Grammy's

[Chorus]

[P. Diddy]

Everybody go - I wanna rock right now

LL and Diddy, we came to get down

Yes we're internationally known

for making movies and the microphone

Cause we get crazy, I mean outrageous

You rollin with us? You rollin with flavor

Ask Penny, I call her Good'n'Plenty (why?)

Cause after the show, there's nuttin open but Denny's (oh yeah)

Maybe the waffle house, down South there's many

She fix me a T-bone and take it to the Bentley

[LL Cool J]

Little Shaniqua, from Massapequa

Went and bought a beeper so I could reach her - anyway

[P. Diddy]

When you talk about Diddy and L

You talk about careers that's hard to kill

The whole entire globe recognize the grill

Walkin down the red carpet we're chilly chill!

[Chorus]

[P. Diddy]

Everybody go - I wanna rock right now

LL and Diddy, we came to get down

Yes we're internationally known

for making movies and the microphone

Cause we get crazy, I mean outrageous

You rollin with us? You rollin with flavor

[short ad libs]

[Chorus]

Everybody go..

[LL] Friends to the end baby, y'knahmsayin?

[PD] Got history baby

[LL] Not even, no question about it

[PD] We won't stop

[LL] Yeah never, word up, we keepin this money

[PD] 10

[LL] Oh yeah

[PD] 10

[LL] Rockin with my man, rockin with that Bad Boy cat

[PD] Uncle L

[LL] Rock the Bells

[PD] A.K.A., Black Elvis

[LL] P. Diddy

[PD] Diddy

[LL] Hottest man in the city

[PD] Y'all see it

[LL] Word up, please believe it

[PD] Smile at it, love it, embrace it

[LL] Ahh, grin baby, grin

[PD] Get used to it

[LL] That gettin money smile