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Artist: The Locust
Canonical path: /locust/half-eaten-sausage-would-you-like-to-see-you-in-his-office-the
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Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The
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Dear Mr. So and So
Wait until it's over
Nothing is King now
and Nothing's getting older
That jerk lives like
a missle with
his pecker (in) one hand and
his pooper (in the) other
What about the paperwork
-bowels working overtime
Feed the faxes apple dumplings
-pay that fucker overtime
hey there bossman
-fickle fucker
hey there bossman
-fickle fucker buy me dinner
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