Page type: lyric reference
Artist: The Locust
Canonical path: /locust/your-mantel-disguised-as-a-psychic-sasquatch
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
Read Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch lyrics by The Locust on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
The chicken bit it (The foreskin knew it)
The sultry salesman worked
to keep his high heels on.
Oh, the doors are talking
Oh, the sheets are stained
A fleshy bowl of nonsense says,
"Apparently a slut's been made!"
Why must the fortune teller
always do the dirty work?
It bit the chicken (The skin foresaw it)
And sultry heels worked
to keep the salesman high.
Can I touch your telepathic private parts?
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch"?
The Locust performs "Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch", and this lyric page sits inside the The Locust catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch"?
Yes. The related section below points to Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe and Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by The Locust?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through The Locust's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.