I Am So Important

I wrote a letter to the devil

And I sealed it in an envelope of fire

And when I got it back it burned up all my mail

Maybe next time I'll send him a wire

I am so important

That I'm talking to myself

And if I had a quarter

I might call someone who cares

So we know the moon revolves around the earth

And we know the earth is orbiting a star

We can tie a string to Saturn's ring and pull it from the sky

And collect the stars like fireflies and put them in a jar

I am so important

That I'm talking to myself

And if I had a quarter

I might call someone who cares

Aah, it's not so hard to sing this song

Aah, tell your ears to sing along

And when my television fell into the sea

I sat down and I wrote a little play

About the time my television fell into the ocean

And how I had to dive into the waters of the San Francisco bay