Rock 'n' Roll Mood

I pick me up by the seat of my pants

And put my fingers down on the keys

To sing a story that ends nobody's friends

I'm sittin' in a rock 'n' roll mood

I'd like to help but I know it's no good

They say nobody's friend, is nobody's fool

That's an old saying that I just made up

Singing songs is to make people smile

But I'm having trouble smiling myself

And now you ask me for a song to help you along

But I'm sittin' in a rock 'n' roll mood

I'd like to help you but I know it's no good

I'm like a fish that done dropped out of his school

That's another saying that I just made up

How about a man who can't see his own face

Look at himself in the act

Fortune teller is trying to tell about

What she's doing the farm and that ain't all

Now won't you think of a man with a watch in his hand

Who's dying in to himself, duh

Now how about the singer whose sittin' here singing

That he's sittin on the rock 'n' roll mood

He'd like to help you but he knows

At least, he thinks he's no good

Sittin' on the rock 'n' roll mood

Here's an old saying, I think I'll go home

Now you ask me for a song to