Relatively Well Dressed

Sitting in the corner of the bar

And the neon beer sign up above your head flickers on

Like a bright idea just popped into your dirty dirty mind

Small talk, cat call me like a dog

Hey Mr. Rolex

Cashmere sweater

I hope you got

Dressed for the cold, cold weather

Oh you’re rich but your talk is cheap

And it’s not gonna work, gonna work on me

You might be relatively well dressed

You got your pants pressed

It doesn’t mean you’re ever getting into mine

You might be relatively well dressed

You got your pants pressed

It doesn’t mean you’re ever getting into mine

Keep both bloodshot baby blues to yourself now

Keep both bloodshot baby blues to yourself now

Here comes Brenda bartender

To asks me if there’s anything I want

And I just want this man to leave me alone

The more uncomfortable I get the more he checks his watch

I’m hoping that it’s time he goes home

I'd say I like the colors of your Oxfords too

But I hate to say I like a single thing about you

And oh you’re rich but your talk is cheap

And it’s not gonna work, gonna work on me

You might be relatively well dressed

You got your pants pressed

It doesn’t mean you’re ever getting into mine

You might be relatively well dressed

You got your pants pressed

It doesn’t mean you’re ever getting into mine

Keep both bloodshot baby blues to yourself now

Keep both bloodshot baby blues to yourself now

Hey Mr. Rolex

Cashmere sweater

I hope you got

Dressed for the cold, cold weather

I'd say I like the colors of your Oxfords too

But I hate to say I like a single thing about you

And oh you’re rich but your talk is cheap

And it’s not gonna work, gonna work on me

You might be relatively well dressed

You got your pants pressed

It doesn’t mean you’re ever getting into mine

You might be relatively well dressed

You got your pants pressed

It doesn’t mean you’re ever getting into mine

Keep both bloodshot baby blues to yourself now

Keep both bloodshot baby blues to yourself now