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Artist: Lords Of Acid
Canonical path: /lords-of-acid/long-johns
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Long Johns
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Long Johns
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My man's a hunk looking nasty on his bike
He turns me on when he takes me for a ride
He's looking tough wearing tattoos on his chest
But no-one knows that he loves to be crossdressed
My guy's a stud training in the gym all day
Strutting his stuff, burning fat and lifting weights
He's showing off his muscles of concrete
But no-one knows that he is my closet queen
My friend's a beast, he's a super sexy man
And all the girls are eating out of his hand
He's real good-looking, high class at its best
But no-one knows that he loves to be crossdressed
My man's a boss, he's my big shot CEO
So full of style, shopping at Bravissimo
He's such a drag, but far away from gay
He gets his kicks walking in his lingerie
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Long johns, big guns
My guy's a bitch when we go out of town
Dressed like a ho, he's the hottest trans around
He loves to tease horny women of all age
He flirts and winks at the strippers on the stage
In mini skirts, dancing in high heel shoes
Drunk as a lord with a belly full of booze
He rules the floor, he's a well respected guest
And they enjoy that he loves to be crossdressed
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Daddy has a secret, he wears lingerie
Long johns, big guns
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