Mrs. Leroy Brown

I've been in and out of every honky tonk in town

And I'm almost drunk from the drinks

That I've turned down

Well, you told me you'd be happy

Bouncin' babies on your knee

While I sit at home alone

And i've been bouncin three

Yeah, and I'm tired of it too

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I'm gonna call myself a long pick limousine

Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing

I think I've ever seen

There's a big bar in the corner, and a TV on the side

This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide

Hey driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar

Take it on back to the big ol' blonde

That thinks she's amovie star

I'm gonna grab her by her phony ponytail

I'm gonna sling her around and around

When she wakes up she'll know she met up

With Mad Mrs. Leroy Brown

Well the smokes so dog gone thick

You could cut it with a knife

And the music so loud

You can hear the same line twice

Hey Leroy Brown, how do you like my big old pink limo

I just drawed all your money outta the bank today

Honey, you don't have no mo'

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