Pill

You wined me and dined me when I was your girl

Told me if I'd be your wife you'd show me the world

But all I've seen of this old world is a bed and a doctor bill

I'm tearin' down your brooder house because now I've got the pill

All these years I've stayed at home while you had all your fun

And every year that's gone by another baby's come

There's gonna be some changes made right here on nursery hill

You've set this chicken your last time cause now I've got the pill

This old maternity dress I've got is going in the garbage

The clothes I'm wearing from now on won't take up so much yardage

Miniskirts hot pants and a few little fancy frills

Yeah I'm making up for all those years since I've got the pill

I'm tired of all your crowing how you and your hens play

While holding a couple in my arms another's on the way

This chicken's done tore up her nest and ready to make a deal

And you can't afford to turn it down cause you know I've got the pill

This incubator is overused because you've kept it filled

The feeling good comes easy now since I've got the pill

It's gettin' dark it's roostin' time and that's too good to be real

Oh daddy don't you worry now cause momma's got the pill

Oh daddy don't you worry now cause momma's got the pill