Best Friends

[Louis Logic]

Oh Ap I'm glad I caught you, you know I'm ‘bout to leave the pad on tour soon

And I thought you'd watch my lady while I'm gone dude

[Apathy]

Yo c'mon Lou, of course that's cool, your my fucken man

My fam, I mean damn, I don't got no other plans

We can rent some blockbuster, catch a movie or two

Yo but imma have to leave her home if there's some hoochie to screw

[Louis Logic]

Oh shit yeah, if there's some booty for you, handle yours, hit the bed

I aint tryna cock block if ya gettin head

Lick and spread that chick instead, but if not, you gotta watch my baby then

Cause most of my lady's friends are chickenheads

[Apathy]

Yeah that's understandable, broads can be real influential

And keeping a clean slate is instrumental in relationships potential

I'll run into the store for the doe if shes low

And try to keep her from runnin with clubbin hoes

[Louis Logic]

Word, I new there was a reason you're my brother yo

[Apathy]

Of course Lou, your blood from another mother, no other bro

*Phone ringing*

[Apathy]

Hello

[Louis Logic]

Aiiyo Ap, wassup its Lou

My bus is stuck in ?, I'm glad I trust you to watch my lovely boo

Aiiyo, y'all found some stuff to do

[Apathy]

Oh word up, we just buggin dude

Tryna watch this flick, wanna talk to your chick?

Oh, hold up, she just went into the bathroom sick

See we was drinkin and shit and now we chillin on the couch

We was thinking of goin out but decided to lounge in the house

[Louis Logic]

Yo, lounge in the house? Bounce and be out?

What you mean shes sick, yo who the fuck you think you drinkin with

Your supposed to be over seeing shit

It sounds like all hell's breakin loose

[Apathy]

Yo, your breakin up Lou and your trippin like I'm trickin with your chick

Stop bein a dick actin like we fiendin to stick -phone hanging up-

-phone ringing-

[Apathy]

Yo fuck it, don't pick it up, Lou's just bein a jerk

His goin berserk, his probably just stressed from all the work

Lets relax, sure we can cuddle, there's nothin wrong with that

You can lay across the couch and put your head on my lap

-knock on door-

[Apathy]

Oh, what up b

[Louis Logic]

Don't what up me you fuckin asshole

I dropped outta my tour and had to duck my last show

Whats goin on with you and my girl, slutty asshole

You fuckin her? What you tryna ruin my world!?

[Apathy]

Yo first of all kid! Take that fuckin tone out your voice

We boys but what you girl does is really her choice

Now she's sittin lonely at home while your doin your shows

Besides son, I thought it was bros before hoes

[Louis Logic]

So if your clothes come off while your chillin with my sweet thing

I'm supposed to let her share her g-string!?

Imma take that anniversary ring right back to Zales

Ask the sales girl to take back the pearls!

Smack the curls off my ladies head and kill you for your treachery

You said you were my best friend, instead you got the best of me

[Apathy]

Yo Lou, this shit is hectic B, I'm really not the enemy

It takes two to tango and we share the same energy

One night over some Hennessey we started messin sexually

And well, now we dealin with an unexpected pregnancy