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Artist: Loukass
Canonical path: /loukass/la-torcida
Related lyric paths: 6
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La Torcida
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La Torcida
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
Tú tienes que entender
Que no fuimos a joder
Tomamos un avión
Y nos van a recoger
Las brujas de Eastwick
Nos llevaron al hotel
El novio y la novia
No sabían ni que hacer
Fuimos a un boliche
Y queríamos tomar
Pedimos tres cervezas
Y nos dieron Romilar
El negro de mierda
Nos quiso invitar
Pero le dijimos
Ya estamos: En alta Mar!
En esta ceremonia
La historia cambiará
Se chocan en el vidrio y ahora son marido y mujer
Oh, oh, oh oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Estamos en la iglesia
Y gritábamos salud!
El cura que era chino
Cantaba: Only You
La fiesta comenzaba
Con gran tranquilidad
Y la rubia tarada
Nos saca del lugar
Comimos aspirina
Tragamos gelatina
Y hasta las sillas
Están en la piscina
Oh!
Yo me quiero emborrachar
Comimos aspirina
Tragamos gelatina
Y hasta las sillas
Están en la piscina
Oh!
Yo me quiero emborrachar
Yo me quiero emborrachar
A, e, i, o, u, ah, ah, ah, ah
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