Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Lowlife UK
Canonical path: /lowlife-uk/oap-anthem
Related lyric paths: 5
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Oap Anthem
Read Oap Anthem lyrics by Lowlife UK on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Oap Anthem
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My microwave makes no sense to me
And the video's a fucking mystery
I'm so confused, can someone please
Go make me a nice cup of tea.
Terminal confusion.
I've gone and bought one of them mobile phones
'cos i'm old, infirm and live on my own
But there's only one thing wrong
I can't turn the bastard on.
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Who performs "Oap Anthem"?
Lowlife UK performs "Oap Anthem", and this lyric page sits inside the Lowlife UK catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to 20 Years and Another Day with a short reason for opening each page next.
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