The Baddest Bitches In Herstory

[Michelle Visage]

Hey, it's me, God

Good girls may go to heaven

But bad girls rule the world

Who's the baddest bitch in herstory?

Well who am I to judge

[Eve Myah Marie]

In the beginning

There were 1, 2, 3

Adam and me and my best friend steve

They started making out in front of me

That's when I told them they had to leave

Get out!

They took all the fruit from me

Except the apple on the tree

It was forbidden

God are you kidding?

Then the snake told me

To bake an apple pie and not a cake

So I did it

I went and bit it

And then everything went to shit

And then I realized I was naked

What

That's right

[Helen of Troy]

(The most beautiful face in the world

That launched a 1000 ships

She mesmerises with her smile

But ey when she opens her lips)

You're not helen of troy

You're not helen of troy

You're not helen of troy

I'm helen of troy

You're not helen of troy

You're not helen of troy

You're not helen of troy

I'm helen of troy

I'm helen of troy

[Cleopatra]

I started at the bottom

One stone at a time

I never gave up

I was born for the climb

I left my hieroglyphics

And became the queen of the nile

Me and mark antony hand

In hand walking like an egyptian

Thick eyeliner with a sick profile

And what ha-happened was

I walked my way up to the top of the pyramid

Just like all the boys did

Walked my way up

Walked my way up

Walked my way way way way way up

Top the top of the pyramid

Meow

(So how did that work out

With you and marc anthony?)

He turned out into a real pain in the asp

[Joan of Arc]

They call me a witch

They call me a liar

Now they wanna set my pussy on fire

I was the baddest bitch

A lady freedom fighter

The voices in my head going

Off like a choir (choir)

La la la, voices in my head (they go)

La la la, voices in my head, head

You gonna burn me at the stake

Betta bring some barbecue sauce

When I touch this catholic saint

Betta pray and ask the boss

Saint, sinner, chicken dinner

Holy war, holy winner

(Saint, sinner, chicken dinner

Holy war, holy winner)

La la la, voices in my head (they go)

La la la, voices in my head, head

Oh my God, everyone's talking at once

Shut up

[Marie Antoinette]

If you are looking to start a revolution

I've created a social media solution

Put on your opulent jewels, hair, and dress

And say it in 140 characters, or less

Let them eat cake

Let them eat cake

Let them eat cake, cake, cake, cake, cake

Let them eat cake

Let them eat cake

Let them eat cake

Let them eat cake

Let them eat cake

[Kathryn The Great]

I had a great many lovers

That I took to bed

Every tom, dick, and egor

And even mr. Ed

There's more of me to love

With a few extra pounds

Everyone knows that I like to horse around

Horse around, giddy up and get down

I said giddy up

Horse around

Come and take a round on my merry-go-round

Horse around

Get down get down get down get down

Horse around

All of russia is my stomping ground

I got a nice big carrot, da

[Annie Oakley]

(Bang bang!)

I'm annie oakley

And this is my band

The sharp shooters

Five, six (bang bang bang bang bang!)

Been on my own since I was young

Came out my mama with a gun

A better shot than any one

No one could beat me

But there's a story y'all don't know

My draw was fastened his was slow

It really was his time to go

So I went bang bang (bang bang!)

Bang bang (bang bang!)

These double barrels pumped him

Full of lead (bang bang bang bang bang!)

I went bang bang (bang bang!)

Bang bang (bang bang!)

He's six feet under

Lying in my bed

Well, I guess I'm done

Yippee-yi-ki-gay

[Frida Kahlo]

Por muchos muchos años

I tweezed it every hour

Before I go to bed, I shaved it in the shower

I always thought it made

My frida face look sour

My uni-uni-uni-uni-uni-unibrow

But mom said: It's okay!

To be a unibrow-er

Never be ashamed

Cause it's a sign of power

So now I paint my face

And not a stupid flower

My uni-uni-uni-uni-uni-unibrow

(Girl, you need to get yo brows waxed)

Okay you know what and you need to pluck off

[Eva Perón]

I'm eva perón so honey don't you cry for me

I'm an actress, model, diva

And the first lady

I give the people hope!

For a better for a better mañana

I was a evita after all!

I played it better than madonna

I did it for the right! I did it for the kids!

I did it for the sick and poor!

I did it for the fame, I did it for the money

I did it because I wanted more!

I gave the people joy! I gave the people life!

I gave the people drama!

And I did it! Oh yes I did it!

Better than madonna!

[Princess Diana]

I'm princess di, I'm very shy

And the world fell in love with my eyes

To everyone, I was his wife

And we lived out a fairytale life

And then the shit hit the fan

I got divorced from my man

He made me give up my crown

But they can't keep a girl down

Be careful what you wish for

Cause this english rose has thorns

[All]

They say it's a man's world, we disagree

We've been breaking the rules!

[Eve]

And it started with me!

We're the baddest bitches in herstory!