Hello, My Name Is Your T.V.

Hello, my name is your T.V.

We've been together so long

So many memories

We solved so many problems

Situated comedies

I fed you ads and movie stars

And you always fell asleep

In my color bars, but there's this

World outside where the lighting's off

Scenes last too long and you lose the plot

All the girls, they lie and they break your heart

And nothing's done when the streets go dark

Here, see California, where pretty people dream

And the good guy gets the girl by the sunny sea

And when they'd yell upstairs, you'd cry

Little boy inside their lies

In the dark I'd watch your eyes

And I know the way they laugh

The jackals feast behind your back

Here you hide, but still they stab

In the dark I feel you die in that

World outside where the lighting's off

Scenes last too long and you lose the plot

All the girls, they lie and they break your heart

And nothing's done when the streets go dark

Here, see California, where pretty people dream

Now see that icy vacant lot where they made your nose bleed

The flannel spread, the heater on

The world is dead, the sun is gone, here take my hand, I'll take you home

You'll never have to be alone

The picture's warping slowly, the scrolling seems unending

The snowy edges blurring, the bars between us bending

Feel you start to breathe, you are alive inside of me

Forever tan and strong and loved, you'll never bleed again

In dreamy California scenes where bad guys meet their destiny

And the good guy gets the girl by the sunny sea