1, 2 Many

Well, I got a call from Rowdy 'round six o'clock

Saying he caught a hankerin' for a honky tonk

Wants an ice cold beer and a country song

But he didn't wanna stay out all night long

Well, I ain't the kind to let a buddy drink alone

But I can't turn it off once I turn it on

There's no stopping me once I get goin'

Put a can in my hand, man I'm wide ass open

The tick tock of that clock is like a time bomb

By half past ten I'm half past tipsy

At quarter to twelve, man I've done had plenty

The countdown's on when the first beer hits me

Five, four, three, two, one

Too many

After five diet Millers I was feeling loose

Singing karaoke to a TL tune

When a pretty little thing shot me a wink

She said, hey cowboy, could you buy us a drink?

Well hey, baby doll, I will if you want

But I can't turn it off once I turn it on

There's no stopping me once I get goin'

Put a can in my hand, man I'm wide ass open

The tick tock of that clock is like a time bomb

By half past ten I'm half past tipsy

At quarter to twelve, man I've done had plenty

The countdown's on when the first beer hits me

Five, four, three, two, one

Too many

Now I've never been the kind to quit

Won't stop till I get to the bottom of this

And the night's still young

So what you say we shotgun one?

There's no stopping me once I get to goin'

Put a can in my hand, man I'm wide ass open

The tick tock of that clock is like a time bomb

Yeah, by half past ten I'm half past tipsy

At quarter to twelve, man I've done had plenty

The countdown's on when the first beer hits me

Five, four, three, two, one

Too many

Yeah, five, four, three, two, one

Too many