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Artist: Lunachicks
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Less Teeth, More Tits
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Less Teeth, More Tits
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Miss Demeanor, a mistake a mishap-oh.
I implore you. It's no mystery I don't wanna know you
But Miss America I can't Ignore you
You can't wipe out all our progress with your little cotton ball
Slice and dice your face to perfection
Slip up a word and down you fall
Teeth are chapped, lipo-sucked
Hair is set and nose is contoured.
Tummy's tucked and boobs are lifted,
Uncross your legs and your pantyhose shifted
Am I smilin enough? Am I smilin too much?
Am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch?
Hi, how are you, how high are you
Less Teeth and More Tits It's never enough
You'll never be good enough (oh-oh-oh)
You got Less Teeth & More Tits
What a bunch of hypocrits tryin' to change the world (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Bonded tooth smiles travel so many miles
How you gonna change the world? (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yeah, I wanna see something else
Yeah, I wanna see something else
You put the X-tra in ordinary
You are the minus to the plus size
You put the blues into my brown eye
You put the turd into saturday
You can't wipe out all our progress with your little cotton ball
Slice and dice your ass to perfection
Slip up a word and down you fall
Am I smilin enough? Am I smilin too much?
Am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch?
Hi, how are you, how high are you
Less Teeth and More Tits it's never enough
You'll never be good enough (oh-oh-oh)
You got Less Teeth & More Tits
What a bunch of hypocrits tryin' to change the world (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Bonded tooth smiles travel so many miles
What you're gonna do now? (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yeah
Something different and meaningful
That makes your smiles not seem so evil
When that crown falls off your head
Will you still feel better off dead?
I wanna see something else
Why won't you show me something else?
I want so much to see something else
Why won't you show me something else?
Yeah
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